January 2013
9 posts
andy cohen: sonja, was your vagina rude to kelly?
notkatniss:
im an asshole 93% of the time and i dont mean to be it just happens
Anonymous asked: Bad bitch contest you're still in #1st place. Congratzzz
Anonymous asked: omg such a hoe
December 2012
32 posts
Sometimes Christmas surprises you. Like today, I was surprised that Santa has apparently retired from my house.
positivemilk:
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
onmg my pictuee looks like im constipated
A MOTH LANDED ON ME WHAR THE FUCK CUNT I WILL FUCKING RIP YOU TO PIECES UOU FURY PIECE OF SHIT.
i go away amd fb changes, too drunk for this do not play up omg
WE DIDNLT DIE
668-2:
Made solid eye contact for atleast 3 seconds with this 9/10 pu$$ay. She walked over, then I stroked her head and fed her some cat food and milk.
668-2:
Blood on the Dance Floor
Epic screams, deep and meaningful lyrics, complex song structures, straight ‘filthy’ dubstep throughout, good looks and technical solo’s combined with mind-bending riffage. 9/10 would listen again.
Anonymous asked: y r u my friend.
21/12/12 is pretty much the same as Y2K
and who cares if we die. We’re all going down together.
capturethefag:
How high do you have to be to adopt a mouse as your son and name it Stuart
Anonymous asked: Are you single?
safeforworkblog-deactivated2013 asked: l0l @ me I just sqypd u
methodact:
raise your hand if you wouldnt have sex with me
oh thats weird nobody raised their hand
spookylupin:
have you ever just been so incredibly fond of someone
like you don’t want to date them or anything but you honestly love them as a person and want to listen to them talk forever and find out all of their little quirks and hug them when they’re sad
November 2012
134 posts
